Total Medals Earned: 164 (From 40 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,640 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/95 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/175 points)
Medals Earned: 7/18 (85/385 points)
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)
Medals Earned: 9/30 (45/190 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (35/300 points)
Medals Earned: 8/8 (135/135 points)
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Get over 100 combo.
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
RANK1
RANK2
RANK3
RANK4
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
You found some poo!
Fall out of the car.
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Get to the party!
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get the clock
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Rescue Gretel
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Keep both dinner guests alive
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
Scare all the people out of the house
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
Your tearing me apart Lisa!
What? No Steve?
There fo yo feet silly!
Play the game Satan sayz "It looks so real!"
Real men play with dolls. Don't they?
Oh SNAP!
Yum Yum!
Be here on Dec 25
